PATAMON'S NOT A PIG EXTRAVAGANZA!

Welcome

to Patamon's Not a Pig Extravaganza! This is a secret page that you found by clicking on something else, lucky, lucky you. Anyway, I'm Patamon and in case you were wondering, I AM NOT A PIG TK! This is a pig, (see photo to the right)A pig is a fat, land dwelling mammal that eats people alive and rolls around in the mud all day. As You can see, there is no resemblance between me, and a pig.

I'd say you look more like a cross between a bat, a hamster, and a hotdog.

Shut up TK. I'll grind your bones to make my bread.

Well aren't you the violent one lately. Well guess what folks! For finding this page you get an autographed copy of Joe's self esteem that we found abandoned in a ally behind the 7-11! It should be arriving at your front door any time now! (If you do not receive a copy, send all complaints to Jun Motomiya)

By the way, this page has no purpose other to inform the world that I AM NOT A PIG!

For a Tai spankingly good time, visit The Pee Wee Herman dance!